Okay, Buenos Aires: 1812
Carlos: Hey Julio, how's it going? [holds out hand]
Julio: Oh, Hi Carlos. Not bad. [takes hand and moves in for a kiss on the cheek]
Carlos: What! What are you doing!
Julio: I thought it'd be nice to... you know... greet you with a kiss.
Carlos: Where the hell did you get that idea?
Julio: Well. It looked quite nice when the girls did it.
Carlos: Where are you from?
Julio: BA
Carlos: No. Before that.
Julio: Napoli
Carlos: An what would happen if you tried that in Napoli?
Julio: There would be knives involved I guess.
Carlos: Damn right.
Julio: Sorry.
Carlos: Still.... how did it feel.
Julio: Oh it was pretty good.
Carlos: Really. Let me try [they kiss on the cheek]
Julio: Ow! Right cheek. Right cheek only.
Carlos: Oh. Sorry. Once more. [they kiss again]
Julio: So what do you think.
Carlos: Well... it's going to be difficult to get the Welsh to do it.
Julio: Hmmm....
Carlos: And you need to shave.  ¶ 1:40 PM